Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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