Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
and she was petting her beer can
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Randomize
