they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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