Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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