wat bout pragnant strippers??
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
This is classic penis vs brain.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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