she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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