my dog will sit and bark non stop when any sort of sexual activity is going on. he only stops if you let him in the room at which point he sits and watches, whining softly.
creepiest thing ever.
I fucking hate that. I got cocked blocked by a dog. I kicked it while I was getting head and she stopped, leaving me with blue balls to go home with (which was conveniently upstairs)
i was having sex with my guy and his friend's dog started freaking out, just hardcore shaking and whimper. we had to let the dog out, poor thing, i think it just thought i was getting hurt. :(
but seriously, lock the dog up or something and then give yourself a hand. duh.
Hahaha, my dog doesn't whimper when I'm having sex with someone, but he does lay right outside the door, then when you get up to go to the bathroom he just stares at you all creepily, as if he's judging you for what you just did, lol.
As for the original texter's problem - just lock him in a room somewhere, go jerk off, and then let the dog out. It's all good!
yeah it is so fucking awkward when i'm rubbing my clit and my cat walks under me and her tail brushes my vag. seriously? cat? you know somethings diff...just go away!
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