people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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