Plan B is the new Plan A
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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