look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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