I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
