did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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