Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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