i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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