How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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