I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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