The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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