He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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