The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
it's great music for shaving your balls
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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