I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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