were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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