Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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