There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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