I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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