Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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