its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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