Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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