i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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