belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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