my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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