found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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