she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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