You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Randomize
