your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
