She went from zero to smokin in five shots
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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