when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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