Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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