Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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