He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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