How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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