so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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