Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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