You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
That accounts for only three of the penises
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Randomize
