Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Panties = found
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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