She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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