Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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