dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
sex in a hospital.. check
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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