SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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