he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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