The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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